| MC Gameday #142
Friday, September 11, 2009 |
| 72-69 (3rd Place - AL West) Brandon "Less Is" Morrow (0-4, 5.28ERA) |
| vs. |
| 79-60 (2nd Place - AL West) Kevin "Derwood" Millwood (10-9, 3.77ERA) |
05:05PM PDT
| Location: Safeco Field
Park Factor: 96 | Consensus Odds: Mariners (185)
Rangers (-200) |
Broadcasts: TV: Fox Sports NW
Radio: KIRO 710AM
Web: MLB.tv
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| 'Tha Taunt' - © Huindekmi |
| Why oh Why did our team go south?
Why oh Why do they lose?
With their weak bullpen and anemic offense
Why oh Why do they lose?
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| 'Tha Bullpen' - Reliever Readiness Index |
| Pitcher | . | . | . | . | 5 | . | . | . | . | 10 | . | . | . | . | 15 | . | . | . | . | 20 | . | . | . | . | 25 | . | . | . | . | 30 | . | . | . | . | 35 | . | . | . | . | 40 | |
| Aardsma | 0.0 | |
| Batista | 4.5 | |
| Jakubauskas | Injured | |
| Kelley | 17.0 | |
| Lowe | 7.3 | |
| White | Injured | |
| Vargas | 19.0 | |
| Messenger | 0.0 | |
| 'Furry Blue Nuggets' - Hairballs of thought, coughed up by the resident muppet |
Cleanliness Is Next To Suckiness
First off, let's be clear on one point. The Mariners aren't the ones being clean here. They aren't the ones who are doing the sweeping. And they certainly aren't being good little boys and picking up their toys. At one point during last night's game, it was pointed out that they'd gone 0-17 with RISP for the series. That was the moment I shut off the game.
Home On The Range(rs)
Not a good time to be on a down stretch. The M's have 5 losses in a row, mostly because the offense can't seem to pull their collective heads out of their asses. But now, with the team's biggest bat on the bench, half the bullpen either injured or unavailable, and a few players seemingly banished to the bench, the team's hopes seem dire.
Bad timing. We're heading into a series against a team that's had our number all season. The M's are 4-9 against Texas this season, winning only one game in Arlington so far.
Yeah. There's a decent chance we could be below .500 by Monday.
Any Day Now
We all know that Texas' success is a fluke. They'll fade in the summer heat just like they always do. Their pitching will fall apart and the next thing you know, they'll be fighting to stay out of the AL West cellar.
That summer swoon is a little late this year, but it has to be coming. It's gotta start any day now.
Go M's! Mess With Texas!
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