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Or, something like that...

Just four games on the books last night as the slackers in Jackson had the night off. Christ, are those guys union or something?

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Just three games on the schedule for tonight, so maybe I can get into a wee bit more analysis.

Maybe.

Probably not.

Tacoma got yet another crowd pleasing walkoff win against those hated Clowns of Nashville. High Desert couldn't hang with those hated Bakers of Bakersfield in a slugfest. The kids in the AZL prevailed against those hated Philthies.

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Some things just never get old. Losing, on the otherhand, does.

Tacoma put that hated Bakersfield team in their place. Jackson beat the crap out of the Pizza boys of Birmingham. High Desert put up a good fight, but utlimately fell. Clinton and Peoria got into a slugfest and the Kibblers came up short.

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Tacoma was able to clip the deadbirds with a walk off win. Jackson was never even in their game against the Pizza Barons of Birmingham. High Desert pretty much followed Jackson's lead in a wipeout at the hands of the BlazingBakers of Bakersfield. Clinton established ownage of Peoria early and made it standup. The kids in the VSL got the best of the hated Raynemen in a pitching duel.

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Five full games on the schedule tonight. I'd best stop screwing around and get busy...

Tacoma lost late against those hated Redturds of Memphis. Jackson won in a pitching duel. High Desert lost in a Cal League pitching duel to those hated 86er's of Inland Empire. Clinton got bludgeoned by those hated Chefs of Peoria. The kids down in the VSL broke out their big bats and beat the crap out of the VSL Fuzzy Cubbies.

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So, is anyone else grooving on the series win tonight? I am! Either that or I'm feeling the glow of a really good Pinot Gris that I just polished off...

Tacoma fell way behind early, fought back to tie the game in the bottom of the ninth, and lost it in the top of the tenth against those hated Redbirds of Memphis (I thought they were called the Chicks...). Jackson dropped a close(ish) one to those hated Smokers of Tennessee. High Desert got into a pitching duel of sorts while playing in Adelanto (SHOCK!), and lost. Clinton looked like they were taking some frustration out on the hated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of Beloit. The kids in the VSL fell behind early against those hated Raynemen and couldn't recover.

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I feel uptight on a Wednesday night
Ten o' clock, the Itune's the only light
I hear my song and it pulls me through
Comes on strong, tells me what I got to do
I got to

Get up
Everybody's gonna read my stuff
Get down
Everybody's gonna call my bluff
You gonna lose your mind reading Lonnie's Recap City

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It's midnight, I have a cold cup of coffee, Coast to Coast with George Noory coming through on the interweb, and dark glasses on. Let's do this...

Tacoma played early yesterday morning and put one in the "W" against those hated Zippos of New Orleans. Jackson battled back in a tight game to tie things up in the bottom of the ninth, and then lost it in the top of the tenth. High Desert had the day off, and in the process SS Chris Taylor went 3/5 with a sac fly... Clinton played a twinbill against those hated Turtles of Beloit and earned a split. The kids in the VSL dropped a tight one against those hated Rays.

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