An interviewer asked Montero what 2012 had in store for him. Jesus answered:
"Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble."
Hold it... That might have been the wrong Jesus.
I've been wanting to use a religious angle w/r/t Montero since the day that the trade was first announced, but haven't done so because I didn't want to offend any of you heathen bastards. Screw it.
The headline that I wanted to see was: Zduriencik brings a little Jesus to Seattle!
Of course, that statement would be patently false because there is nothing little about Jesus...